Kanye West is white America’s worst nightmare. Because as much as one may...– Meaghan Garvey, Who Will Survive In America? (via machistado)
queen-dandelion: there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in goddamn i would lose so much money
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
midesko: sarlaccvagina: petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this After that battle our suits are all torn! There’s nothing left for us here so… LET’S GO GET NEW SUITS! YEAH!
babyferaligator: calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd that’s not how weed works
tonyfromstatefarm: in your girl’s pussy like
kusakaryuuji: taking selfies w/ friends like